Gary Swick sent me the link to "FelonSpy," which allows you to "Search for violent criminals in your neighborhood":
Safety starts with good information, even if it ends with you holding a loaded .44 caliber handgun. While FelonSpy.com can't help you get a gun, we can certainly help you figure out which direction to point it in.
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Our patented Felon Search technology mines data from across the nation, from the web and otherwise, and combines it into a single, easy to use interface. Whether you're checking up on your own neighbors or trying to find out if that hotel you've been eyeing is in a safe place, we can help.
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Simply type in the desired address, click enter and let your new knowledge be your peace of mind.
All it gives you is a name, age and conviction -- not even a conviction date. So did the 72-year-old man who lives a few blocks from commit his felony assault in his teens and live a clean life since then? Dunno, from this site.
The methodology is also dubious:
FelonSpy.com uses a broad array of databases, each completely legal when used individually. They are probably also legal when used together, but that answer hasn't yet come to us. Our servers compare city, county, state and federal criminal databases with telephone records to pinpoint the location of the person you need to know is living next door to you.
In many cases the public telephone directory has incomplete or insufficient data, so about once a month we get updated address and number records directly from a number of telephone companies and credit reporting agencies (at tremendous cost to us, I should add). Don't ask how we get most of our information, but we do it, and we get our top shelf info from sources who wish to remain anonymous, and we pay a lot of money to insure that we keep getting it.
Their about us page, above an ad for ammunition that resolves to Insulting.com, says "We are former law enforcement officers, information technologists land developers and community leaders, all of whom have given up our posts in pursuit of this noble, sometimes misunderstood quest to label the underbelly of society by their actions."
And this is who they say they track:
We track virtually everyone with a criminal record including sex offenders, ex-cons (felony and misdemeanor), and those guilty of some of the more serious traffic infractions. You have the right to know who your neighbors are. We hope to track persons accused of crimes but acquitted in the future, but at this time we do not have sufficient funding to expand our database that far.
Ask too many questions and who knows, we might be tracking you next.
Clearly, these are people we should take seriously.
UPDATE 2/20: A reader here at the CJ reports getting different results each time he searches on the same address. So do I, which I hadn't noticed before. Try it yourself and see.
He asks, "Is it legitimate?"
I had hoped the sarcasm in my original post would make my point of view clear, but I can't say definitively because I haven't taken the time -- nor do I want to take the time -- to investigate the people it says are criminals to see if they even exist. I will say definitively that you shouldn't waste your time with this site if you're seriously interested in crime in your neighborhood.
If you want a laugh, it may be worth your time. For example, the "Sponsored Links" on its home page include "Prison Dating" and "Free But Crappy Legal Assistance."
Snopes.com, meanwhile, says it is a hoax.